Rainy day

Nothing to do but lie here and try and look adorable until someone feeds me.

Hey, you

See this guy? This is Jack. He's a rat terrier.

He stinks. Seriously, he stinks like compost and dog poo. I'm not making this up.

Because he stinks so bad, and got a funky-ass skin condition one time because of his stink and his rolling in foul stuff in the backyard habit, our people bought special medicated shampoo.

So, tonight they washed him. And then decided, since they were already wet, to wash me.

I don't stink. I smell good, I tell you. But that didn't stop them from soaking me in a laundry tub and totally humiliating me.

They're all jerks.

HEY LOOK THEY THREW ME A BONE, YEAH YEAH YEAH I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT!!

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